KryptonI was going to use the title “The Man with Two Names”, but I like Superman… and Superman is the ultimate adoption success story. Continue reading

Body Heat

VetruvianManSince I’m paranoid of body scanners and their long-term effects, I opt for the pat-down. Millimeter wave scanner or backscatter machine… if they want to touch my junk for free, in front of “little Billy and Emily” going to Disney, let ’em. Okay… maybe people think I’m a terrorist because I’m standing off to the side. I don’t care. Continue reading